Urdu Smile SMS

کس کے ھنسنے کا تصور ھے شب و روز کہ یوں گدگدی دل میں کوئی آٹھ پہر کرتا ھے

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kiya “i miss u” . bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya: “i student u”

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you” Larki: “tammeez say batt karo” Pathan: “bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem, With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji.

Ek bar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itne me bijli chamki sharabi bola he Allah ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya

Main khud bhi usay bhulana chahta hoon farazz…. pr Kya kroon! Ami roz subha 7 badaam khila daiti hain

Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar Zakhmo ko chakhta raha khubaani smajh kar Ek boond bhi khoon nahii choda jism ka osse bhi pee gaya oo nimbu paani samjh kar

Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain, tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain. Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain, Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain. humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain, syrup ...

Jab se howa hai pyar dil bass mein nahin ho raha hai Sab ho raha hai minus, kuch pluss mein nahin ho raha hai Aap ke pyar ka ajab sa jadu chaa geya hai carbon dioxide bahar ja raha hai, ...

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota, Mgr Phr B 1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho! Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhejne se pehle,, Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…? BHAi Pakka ? Bhejna hy na k “Sending Fail ” kar doon..