Aik sardar dost ke ghar

Aik sardar dost ke ghar se utha, apne ghar jaane ke liye.
Baahir nikla to shadeed barish thi.
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Dost: ”Aaj mere ghar hi reh jao, baahir barish bohat hai. Main tumhara bistra laga daita hoon.”
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Sardar: ”Ok.”
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Dost ne bistar lagaya aur daikha ke sardar gayab hai. Ghante baad sardar bheegta, kanpta huwa aaya.
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Dost: ”Sardarji, kahan gaye thay?”
Sardar: ”Oh ji, main zara ghar batane gaya tha ke main aaj nahi aaon ga!