Urdu Sardar SMS

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay. Larki walay: Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi.

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚

Pakistan ka matlab kia? BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA! yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad! hum kehtay hai…… pakistan se Zinda Bhaag

sardar doctor se – mujhe bimari hai . khane ke baad bhuk nahi lagti sone ke baad nend nahi ati kaam karu toh thak jata hoon . doctor – sari raat dhup main baitho  thik ho jaoge

Sardar aur Pathan ja rahey thy un ko 1000 rs. ka not mila Sirdar: chalo fifty fifty ker letey hain Pathan: baqi 900 ka kya kren ge

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy. . . . Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

Teacher to sardar: 5 janwaron k nam btao jo pani me rehty hain?? Sardar: fish Teacher: good nd baqi 4?? Sardar:Fish di maa, piyo, pehn ty pra.

Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or ...

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours “Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Sardar Date pe Gya After dinner Ahista se bola Mai kuch kena ay, tu Naraz te nai howen gi? Girl sharma k: Nai tusi Kwo na Sardar: Bill adha adha na kr laiye?