Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay. PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?
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