Urdu Pathan SMS

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay. PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay. Larki walay: Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi.

Ab to os se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay Log kehtey hain k, oski ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay.

Molvi jumma parhane se pehle, kisi ka pao line se agey nahi hona chahiye, . . . . . . . . Pathan: kyun molvi sahib kya no ball ho jaye gI;)

Sardar aur Pathan ja rahey thy un ko 1000 rs. ka not mila Sirdar: chalo fifty fifty ker letey hain Pathan: baqi 900 ka kya kren ge

Aik pathan English seekhney Bush k pass gaya. 2 months bad wapis aaya to usay call aai. Pathan: ”Who is speaking?” Jawab mila: ”Khocha Bush bolti hai”

Doctor: Ye syrup 2 chamach subha, 2 dopeher, 2 raat ko, 3 din tak lena he.. Pathan: Apna dawai apna pas rakho.. Humara ghar me itna chamach nai he.

Sardar:Ye bacha tmara kia lagta hy? Pathan:Ye hmara dooor ka sagga bhai hy Srdar:dooor ka.saga bhai? me samja nai Pathan:Is k or mere drmiyan 13 Behen Bhai hain

Pathan:Yeh tv kitny ka hai Salesman:hum pathano ko koi cheez nai baichtay, Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit:yeh t.v kitnay ka hai, Salesman:hum pathano ko chezein nai baichatay, After 2 months full angrez ban k gya: ...