Urdu Insult SMS

Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko “I LOVE U” Bole To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen 1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy 2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha 3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai.

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay. Larki walay: Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi.

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz…

khaas unke liye jo SMS nhi krte, Iske lagte hi sari knjusi ke keere maar jayege. Jab asar krne lage to reply kr dena.

Agr hota yaqeen tere milne ka khawb me ay dost….. To ham soney se pehle aayat-ul-kursi parh lete.

Jannat maangne ki Dua: Allahumma inni assaluka jannah Dozakh se duri ki Dua: Allahumma ajjirni minannar Jitnay log parhen ge, ap ko utna sawab mile ga. DUAON me yaad Rakhain

Mjhse Wo Kehti hy k Tumhari Zindgi Ko Jannat Bna dongi , Or Banani Usko ‘Daal’ b Nhi ati :/ (‘,’) <_ _=”_”>  /_\_

Great insult…!! . . Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath ek Ladki Baithi hui thi . . Kuli Ne Puchha- Madam..Coolie Chahiye…….. ?? . . . . . Ladki – Nahi Mera Boyfrnd Hain Mere Sath.!.

Aaj kal ki larkiyon ka dress :p . . . . Yahan se less vahan se less kabi sleevless to kabi backless 😉 :p . . Aur koi larka ghoor ke dekhe to kehti hain…… . “SAALA KUTTA KAMINA CHARACTER-LESS

Dear Girls . . . . . . . . Talking Always In English D0es n0t Make U Hollyw00d Her0in.:P 😉