Husband: Aj Kya Pakana Hai ?

Husband: Aj Kya Pakana Hai ??

Wife: Jo Ap Kahen..

Husband: Daal Chawal bana lo yar

Wife: Abhi kal Tu pakaye thay kuch aur..

Husband: Acha sabzi bana lo

Wife: Uffo, bachey nahi khatey..

Husband: Acha qeema bana lo

Wife: Yackk, Mujhey allergy hay qeemay se..

Husband: Parathey bana lo

Wife: Raat ko parathey kon khata hay??

Husband: Phir kya pakana hay ??

Wife: Jo ap kahen.