Urdu Exam SMS

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam Kuch Is Tarah… Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay, Answer Teray…Saaray Mujhay Paper Pe Chapa Day, Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai, Han Yeh Jism Bloody Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha ...

Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da Principal Salam Saaley, Yeh Bata Kaun Haramkhor Paper Set Karta Hai?… Kameno, Studentx Ki Jaan Nikal Jati Hai. Uper Sey Paper Checking Aisi Hoti Hai Jaisey Maa Ki Maut Ka Badla Ley Rahay Ho. Aisa ...

Teacher: Ye kon sa tense hai? “Pakistan mein load sheding khatam ho jaye gi” Student: “Future Impossible tense.”

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai

Samandar bhar syllabus he, Nadi bhar parh pate he, Balti bhar yaad hota hai, Mug bhar likh pate he, Chullu bhar number ate he, Aao doob k mar jate hain

Teacher: Test Yaad Hai? Pathan: No Teacher: Kyun? Pathan: Jese He Parhne betha To Light Chali Gai, Bad Me Is Dar Se Parhne Nahi Behta K Meri Waja Se Phir Light Na Chali Jaye

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga?

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-